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"Colour Me Kubrick" at the DGA
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Boaz
2007-03-22 05:44:43 UTC
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Just got back from an industry screening of "Colour Me Kubrick" at the
DGA Theater. Despite the fact that it was free (invitation only) there
were still a lot of seats available. Too bad. Not because of the DGA's
excellent projection and sound system (though it has that), but
because here was an opportunity to see this film without shelling out
any money, like what a lot of people might do when it opens in
theaters this Friday.

I know of the film's history, and the fact that director Brian Cook
was Kubrick's assistant director and screenwriter Anthony Frewin his
attorney, but I thought the film was a structrual mess, as if made by
people who were fans instead part of the power behind the throne, so
to speak. So much of the film's first act and most of the second act
showed what seemed to be endless efforts on Alan Conway's part to con
people into believing he was Stanley Kubrick. This was fine for a
while, but if that was the only point Cook and Frewin were making they
succeeded much earlier and needed to move on to other business.

I'm writing this off the top of my head, just having come home from
seeing it, so my impressions may seem jumbled. The film is filled with
audio and visual allusions to Kubrick's films; in fact, one would have
to be blind and deaf not to catch them, Cook and Frewin use such broad
brush strokes to make their points. It seemed that they were trying to
do to Conway in this film what Frederic Raphael did to Kubrick in his
writings. There is even a quick dig at Raphael at one point; Conway
(passing himself off as Kubrick in front of some admirers) is saying
his next project is a remake of "Darling," with the lead getting a sex
change operation. "Darling," of course, was an original screenplay by
Raphael.

Which brings me to another point: was Kubrick so little known and so
little heard of in the UK that people didn't know what he looked like
at all? Was he so out of the public eye (I loathe to use the word
"reclusive") that people were gullible enough to believe this slovenly
dressed creepy individual who frequented gay bars was one of the
world's greatest cinema artists? Am I being that naive in thinking
people would be so easily conned by someone like Conway? John
Malkovich is a great actor, when doing the right role, of course. Here
he plays Conway in his patented creepy way that it's hard to imagine
anyone would want to spend five minutes in his presence, let alone a
whole weekend at a hotel in the Isle of Man (which, according to this
film, he did). Malkovich's Conway (an interesting choice of name if it
weren't his real one) is a balding, paunchy, middle aged alcoholic
with a preference for young men and who dressed in mis-matched clothes
that look like he got them at a Goodwill store. Yet never at any time
in the film do Cook and Frewin bother to give us the slightest hint of
a backstory on Conway. We know he is this sick fuck who passed himself
off as Kubrick, but why? Why Kubrick? There is more than one occasion
that Conway trips himself up in front of people, showing he didn't do
his "homework" on researching Kubrick before passing himself off as
him. Why did he choose Kubrick? If he knew Kubrick was out of the
public eye, wouldn't he have tried to assume a closer persona to
Kubrick, or am I just being too logical and rational here? This goes
back to an earlier question: were people THAT gullible to believe this
oddball of a human being was Kubrick? Even if recent photos of Kubrick
weren't available, wouldn't anyone be suspicious of him wandering the
streets of London on his own? What about his wife or daughters? (At
one point one person who was a victim thought Kubrick had a son and
was led to believe said son died in a car accident.) Never at any time
did Malkovich's Conway suggest a family man who stayed at some crummy
flat while "doing work at the studio." St. Albans was hardly that far
a drive to any of the studios in or around London. It is widely known
that Kubrick liked to shoot as close to London as possible in order to
"sleep in his own bed" at night after a day's shoot. Where did these
people think Kubrick's estate was, Antartica? (Beat you to it,
Ich.) , )

Another scene has Malkovich in this pricey restaurant (which someone
else is footing the bill, which, of course, is why he is there), and
he finds out the couple next to him is Frank Rich of the New York
Times and his wife (played by Marisa Berenson, who looked as though
she has had more than a couple of face-lifts since BL). Malkovich goes
over to their table and tells them who he is, adding that he didn't
like what Rich wrote about him in an article in the Times. Later, Rich
and Berenson do some research in a library, and all they can find on
Kubrick is a photo taken in 1971 (presumably when ACO was in
production). Were there no books in the late '80s or early '90s on
Kubrick in the UK (as there were here in the US) that had plenty of
photos of Kubrick to confirm what he looked like, both in his
(literally) beardless youth and his later years?

After all is said and done, one doesn't really know why Conway passed
himself off as Kubrick, nor how so many people were so easily conned
(educated and non-educated people alike) into believing he was. I'm
sure there is material there on Conway's life for a film; it just
wasn't this one. This was like a series of cheap-shots at Conway while
making numerous allusions to Kubrick's films, both in visuals and
choices of music. I came away from this film none the wiser as to how
this trickster Alan Conway managed to get away with what he did for so
long by passing himself off as Stanley Kubrick.

Boaz
("Its origin and purpose still a total mystery.")
kkh
2007-03-22 17:27:09 UTC
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Hiya Boaz,

A few things-
Anthony Frewin was Stanley's assistant not his attorney.
Conway was Conways real name. It was apparent he knew hardly anything
about SK but somehow people were so eager to believe that he was the
real macoy that they let themselves be conned.
Also, Stanley was really not recognised- which is why he was able to
shop and go out and about quite undisturbed. Ideal situation really,
if you think about it, for a film director.And as everybody knows, Dad
didn't do tv interviews or hang about in fancy bars and nightclubs so
the paparazzi never got a shot at him.
BUT, his anonimity didn't do him any favours where Conway was
concerned, and I'll have to assume that Conway knew at least that much
about Stanley.

I think Malkovich's performance as the loathsome Conway is marvellous.
But i agree that one doesn't come away with much knowledge about him.
My guess is there probably wasn't much to know, or that you would want
to know. I have heard that he was just an unpleasant man who got
"lucky" with his, and I'm assuming again,random choice.
A sad life whichever way you cut it.
regards, K
Post by Boaz
Just got back from an industry screening of "Colour Me Kubrick" at the
DGA Theater. Despite the fact that it was free (invitation only) there
were still a lot of seats available. Too bad. Not because of the DGA's
excellent projection and sound system (though it has that), but
because here was an opportunity to see this film without shelling out
any money, like what a lot of people might do when it opens in
theaters this Friday.
I know of the film's history, and the fact that director Brian Cook
was Kubrick's assistant director and screenwriter Anthony Frewin his
attorney, but I thought the film was a structrual mess, as if made by
people who were fans instead part of the power behind the throne, so
to speak. So much of the film's first act and most of the second act
showed what seemed to be endless efforts on Alan Conway's part to con
people into believing he was Stanley Kubrick. This was fine for a
while, but if that was the only point Cook and Frewin were making they
succeeded much earlier and needed to move on to other business.
I'm writing this off the top of my head, just having come home from
seeing it, so my impressions may seem jumbled. The film is filled with
audio and visual allusions to Kubrick's films; in fact, one would have
to be blind and deaf not to catch them, Cook and Frewin use such broad
brush strokes to make their points. It seemed that they were trying to
do to Conway in this film what Frederic Raphael did to Kubrick in his
writings. There is even a quick dig at Raphael at one point; Conway
(passing himself off as Kubrick in front of some admirers) is saying
his next project is a remake of "Darling," with the lead getting a sex
change operation. "Darling," of course, was an original screenplay by
Raphael.
Which brings me to another point: was Kubrick so little known and so
little heard of in the UK that people didn't know what he looked like
at all? Was he so out of the public eye (I loathe to use the word
"reclusive") that people were gullible enough to believe this slovenly
dressed creepy individual who frequented gay bars was one of the
world's greatest cinema artists? Am I being that naive in thinking
people would be so easily conned by someone like Conway? John
Malkovich is a great actor, when doing the right role, of course. Here
he plays Conway in his patented creepy way that it's hard to imagine
anyone would want to spend five minutes in his presence, let alone a
whole weekend at a hotel in the Isle of Man (which, according to this
film, he did). Malkovich's Conway (an interesting choice of name if it
weren't his real one) is a balding, paunchy, middle aged alcoholic
with a preference for young men and who dressed in mis-matched clothes
that look like he got them at a Goodwill store. Yet never at any time
in the film do Cook and Frewin bother to give us the slightest hint of
a backstory on Conway. We know he is this sick fuck who passed himself
off as Kubrick, but why? Why Kubrick? There is more than one occasion
that Conway trips himself up in front of people, showing he didn't do
his "homework" on researching Kubrick before passing himself off as
him. Why did he choose Kubrick? If he knew Kubrick was out of the
public eye, wouldn't he have tried to assume a closer persona to
Kubrick, or am I just being too logical and rational here? This goes
back to an earlier question: were people THAT gullible to believe this
oddball of a human being was Kubrick? Even if recent photos of Kubrick
weren't available, wouldn't anyone be suspicious of him wandering the
streets of London on his own? What about his wife or daughters? (At
one point one person who was a victim thought Kubrick had a son and
was led to believe said son died in a car accident.) Never at any time
did Malkovich's Conway suggest a family man who stayed at some crummy
flat while "doing work at the studio." St. Albans was hardly that far
a drive to any of the studios in or around London. It is widely known
that Kubrick liked to shoot as close to London as possible in order to
"sleep in his own bed" at night after a day's shoot. Where did these
people think Kubrick's estate was, Antartica? (Beat you to it,
Ich.) , )
Another scene has Malkovich in this pricey restaurant (which someone
else is footing the bill, which, of course, is why he is there), and
he finds out the couple next to him is Frank Rich of the New York
Times and his wife (played by Marisa Berenson, who looked as though
she has had more than a couple of face-lifts since BL). Malkovich goes
over to their table and tells them who he is, adding that he didn't
like what Rich wrote about him in an article in the Times. Later, Rich
and Berenson do some research in a library, and all they can find on
Kubrick is a photo taken in 1971 (presumably when ACO was in
production). Were there no books in the late '80s or early '90s on
Kubrick in the UK (as there were here in the US) that had plenty of
photos of Kubrick to confirm what he looked like, both in his
(literally) beardless youth and his later years?
After all is said and done, one doesn't really know why Conway passed
himself off as Kubrick, nor how so many people were so easily conned
(educated and non-educated people alike) into believing he was. I'm
sure there is material there on Conway's life for a film; it just
wasn't this one. This was like a series of cheap-shots at Conway while
making numerous allusions to Kubrick's films, both in visuals and
choices of music. I came away from this film none the wiser as to how
this trickster Alan Conway managed to get away with what he did for so
long by passing himself off as Stanley Kubrick.
Boaz
("Its origin and purpose still a total mystery.")
Boaz
2007-03-22 18:40:16 UTC
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Post by kkh
Hiya Boaz,
Hey Katharina, how goes it?
Post by kkh
A few things-
Anthony Frewin was Stanley's assistant not his attorney.
I stand corrected. Thanks. At least I got Brian's role right. ;-)
Post by kkh
Conway was Conways real name.
Right. I meant that his name would have been a good name for a con
artist had he been fictional. That's what I get for trying to write
this so late in the evening. I was perhaps tongue-tied on the
keyboard.
Post by kkh
It was apparent he knew hardly anything
about SK but somehow people were so eager to believe that he was the
real macoy that they let themselves be conned.
Sad but true. I guess living out here in L.A. one's b.s. detector is
better honed, or something. Still, to have anyone just blurt out they
are so-and-so in order to get attention would seem to get one's
suspicion going. I'm sure people out here are just as gullible, but I
hear so much b.s. that I need more than just people dropping names
like little cluster bombs.
Post by kkh
Also, Stanley was really not recognised- which is why he was able to
shop and go out and about quite undisturbed. Ideal situation really,
if you think about it, for a film director.
I think most directors out here have the same advantage. A couple of
months ago or so I saw John Sayles at the Trader Joe's, the one across
the street from The Lot (the old Goldwyn Studios). He stood inside
near the entrance, looking around, and then left without buying
anything. He probably wasn't in there long enough for anyone to
recognize him (except me, since I've seen all of his films and know
he's appeared in some of them). Perhaps he was location scouting, but
I never saw any filming in the store after that, so I have no idea why
he dropped by to give the place a quick going over. He was dressed in
white slacks, white tennis shoes and a tacky looking gray and white
Hawaiian shirt that didn't conceal his paunch very well. I thought at
first he might have been a store employee (this store is a Hawaiian/
Tiki motif, so everyone wears a similar style shirt), until he turned
around while I was at the checkout. Hmmm... have his fortunes fallen
that far?
Post by kkh
And as everybody knows, Dad
didn't do tv interviews or hang about in fancy bars and nightclubs so
the paparazzi never got a shot at him.
And the one still a photographer did get of him was purely by
accident; I understand the guy was looking for Tom Cruise. When he
returned to the magazine office everyone was abuzz with excitement
when the "old guy" in the anorak was Kubrick himself! I saw that video
on the 'Net several years ago.
Post by kkh
BUT, his anonimity didn't do him any favours where Conway was
concerned, and I'll have to assume that Conway knew at least that much
about Stanley.
I think that's one of the things that bothered me about the film; we
never knew how Conway decided upon your dad as a way of going about
his business to con others. That would have helped.
Post by kkh
I think Malkovich's performance as the loathsome Conway is marvellous.
He was effectively creepy.
Post by kkh
But i agree that one doesn't come away with much knowledge about him.
Yes, a little more "backstory" to help understand the creepiness.
Post by kkh
My guess is there probably wasn't much to know, or that you would want to know.
Oh, a little bit of more info would have helped.
Post by kkh
I have heard that he was just an unpleasant man who got
"lucky" with his, and I'm assuming again,random choice.
A sad life whichever way you cut it.
regards, K
Perhaps it's just me, but I would have liked to have seen a bit more
of his "sad life," rather than these almost disconnected stylized
moments that appear to "assume" how he lived. I'm guessing all of the
dialogue was invented for the film, that little to none of it was
taken from any of the witnesses. Or am I wrong there too?

I guess I would have preferred to see more about him other than his
going relentlessly from one con to the other. I didn't see any
dramatic "arc" (I know, a cliche out here to say that). He just ends
up at this expensive clinic (paid for by national health) that is
supposed to suggest the Overlook Hotel, what with the lighting, the
decor, the people sitting around like ghosts (one is playing chess)
while "Midnight With the Stars and You" is on the soundtrack. Then
when we see him sitting in a hot tub in a sort of Marat pose and this
gargoyle-like smile a title appears to tell us what happened to Conway
and when he died. End of movie. I guess I was just expecting more.

Boaz
("He seems to be nothing more than a common opportunist.")
kkh
2007-03-22 20:22:10 UTC
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Hi Boaz,

All's very wel,l thank you.

Did you pick up on Ken Russell in his er, "cameo", splashing his food
in the hospital saying: "I'm Stanley Kubrick" and the irish nurse, a
la "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest saying "will all the Stanley
Kubricks please be quiet and eat their lunch?" I thought that was
rather funny..:o)

As for the dialogue, Tony Frewin wrote the script, so I'm supposing
that he wrote the dialogue too. I don't know if they got any of
Conways dialogue from any of his "victims". They did meet with several
people who had been conned by AC.
In a way, I'm glad they made the film, because if there is still
anyone out there who was conned and STILL thinks it was SK, then this
film will correct that.
regards,
K.
Boaz
2007-03-23 01:15:45 UTC
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Post by kkh
Hi Boaz,
All's very wel,l thank you.
That's good to know, Katharina.
Post by kkh
Did you pick up on Ken Russell in his er, "cameo", splashing his food
in the hospital saying: "I'm Stanley Kubrick" and the irish nurse, a
la "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest saying "will all the Stanley
Kubricks please be quiet and eat their lunch?" I thought that was
rather funny..:o)
Yes, that was funny. I did recognize Russell; we he acting? Just
kidding.

Speaking of Ken Russell, I noticed Robert Powell (who played the title
role in Russell's "Mahler") in a small role as a journalist exposing
the story. Good to know he's still around too.
Post by kkh
As for the dialogue, Tony Frewin wrote the script, so I'm supposing
that he wrote the dialogue too. I don't know if they got any of
Conways dialogue from any of his "victims". They did meet with several
people who had been conned by AC.
I'm guessing Brian and Tony made composites of everyone, though I am
curious who the "lounge lizard" was modeled on. Tony's dialogue was
probably better than the real thing; it usually is.
Post by kkh
In a way, I'm glad they made the film, because if there is still
anyone out there who was conned and STILL thinks it was SK, then this
film will correct that.
Hopefully. My concern was that the film was trying so hard to
reference your dad's films that it became farcical to the point of
compromising its credibility to the audience.

Actually, someone who lived not far from me was arrested last fall for
conning investors out of their money, a total of $100K. She was in the
"fashion import business," or so she said. She's French, but I have no
idea if she has been deported yet or not. She was living here on an
expired visa. So I guess people will be easily swayed into giving up
their money if the deal sounds good enough. This person didn't pretend
to be a celebrity, though she did have a certain gravitas about her
where I could understand people would be drawn to her (even though I
thought her to be loud, obnoxious and not that attractive), and the
story goes she hung out at the right clubs. Still, I'd be wary of
anyone who had a get-rich-quick scheme. The old cliche "If it sounds
too good to be true, then it isn't" still makes sense to me.

Boaz
("You like money. You've got a great big dollar sign there where most
women have a heart.")
Mike Jackson
2007-03-22 21:48:50 UTC
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Post by kkh
Hiya Boaz,
A few things-
Anthony Frewin was Stanley's assistant not his attorney.
Conway was Conways real name.
I've seen it reported that his birth name was in fact Eddie Alan
Jablowsky. I guess Bat Guano was already taken.

The below article implies rather than says explicitly that he legally
changed his name to Conway. Since it's reported that he had many
'personas' depending on the con, 'Conway' seems like his joke on the world.

http://film.guardian.co.uk/Feature_Story/Observer/0,,30123,00.html

I guess he should have counted himself lucky his parents didn't name him
"Heywood" as he probably would have seen it as a downer rather than a
sign of his Kubrickian providence.
Post by kkh
It was apparent he knew hardly anything about SK but somehow people
were so eager to believe that he was the real macoy that they let
themselves be conned.
The problem is many films show how con men and grifters worked much more
entertainingly and/or humorously than this one.

I so wanted to like this film when I saw it last year but it was a total
letdown.

The trailer with Ken Russell's cameo is great, but the trailer has all
the best bits of the movie edited together in a coherent fashion which
the film does not.

It's just a bad film on so many levels that I don't know what would save
it. I thought about trying to watch it again to get it fresh in my mind
but I couldn't bring myself to watch it again.
Post by kkh
Also, Stanley was really not recognised- which is why he was able to
shop and go out and about quite undisturbed. Ideal situation really,
if you think about it, for a film director.And as everybody knows, Dad
didn't do tv interviews or hang about in fancy bars and nightclubs so
the paparazzi never got a shot at him.
In retrospect those autographed photos handed out and nailed to the
walls of movie industry town eateries doesn't seem like such a bad PR
deal after all. Maybe Stanley would have got recognized at the market
more often, but then Conway might not have been able to run up so many
bar tabs.

You'd think that posing as an equally obscure director like say "I'm
that guy Bob Romero that directed 'Night of the Living Dead'" would have
plausibly gotten Conway more liquor.
Post by kkh
BUT, his anonimity didn't do him any favours where Conway was
concerned, and I'll have to assume that Conway knew at least that much
about Stanley.
It's been quite a few years since I saw the documentary about Conway,
but I don't recall any of the shots of the real Conway being a remotely
a flaming queen as portrayed in the film. My recollection of him was as
a sad, milquetoast looking guy.

I thought someone who looked more ordinary might have been a better
casting choice like say Tom Wilkinson or any other UK actor. Swing a cat
and you'd hit someone better than Malkovich for the role. As it is
though the film is so chock full of visual Kubrick film references that
they forgot to tell any story at all about how awful what this guy was.
Post by kkh
I think Malkovich's performance as the loathsome Conway is marvellous.
Malkovich is always wonderful when he's chewing scenery like in this
film. But how is it different from any other 'weirdo' parts that
Malkovich has done? Here he's just phoning it in with the absence of a plot.

The most clever grift was him sitting on 'his' posh doorstep waiting for
people to pick up as "Stanley" or passing off his low-rent flat as a
place to slum away from his posh "Kubrick" lifestyle. The rest of it
seems completely implausible.

It seemed like they wanted to make a zany movie but for that you
probably need a lovable rogue at the center of the plot. As it was it
other than Frank Rich not being duped, all Conway's victims come off as
sadly as he does.
Post by kkh
But i agree that one doesn't come away with much knowledge about him.
My guess is there probably wasn't much to know, or that you would want
to know. I have heard that he was just an unpleasant man who got
"lucky" with his, and I'm assuming again,random choice.
A sad life whichever way you cut it.
regards, K
The juxtaposition of all the visual Kubrick bits onto the life of a guy
who seemed to barely know anything about SK himself was a tad
disconcerting.

It was as if the end Conway is meant to be imagining himself consigned
to an eternal Overlook damnation with a dash of Clockwork Alex thrown in
when as presented I don't think we are meant to believe this character
Conway would have had an inkling of what that allusion meant.

I liked the bit with Burn Gorman as the would be droogie at the
beginning, but the movie drops off sharply after that.

It might have been more interesting to never see Conway but follow a
detective or lawyer or something chasing him down.

As it is with any commercials and trailers for this film with
Malkovich's draggish mug under the banner title COLOR ME KUBRICK are
probably going to unintentionally leave people thinking Malkovich IS
meant to be Kubrick.

That I would imagine is the last thing Cook and Frewin would want, but
sadly it might be the greatest influence this film has.
--
"I want to be remembered when I'm dead. I want books written about me. I
want songs sung about me. And hundreds of years from now, I want
episodes from my life played out weekly at half past nine by some great
actor of the age."
-- Blackadder
Alex May
2007-03-22 20:40:40 UTC
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Boaz, here's some answers to some of your questions. Filippo has posted the
11 minute documentary ('The Man Who Would Be Kubrick') on Alan 'conman'
Conway.

Includes interviews with Alexander Walker and the man himself explaining why
and how.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5256100692616499342&q=archiviokubric
k

Alexander Walker: '(Conway)... trying to tell me all about his life as
Stanley Kubrick, were he lived - at that time in Hertfordshire - his family,
his film plans, etc., and you know, he got nearly every detail wrong.'

LOL

Alex May
Post by Boaz
Just got back from an industry screening of "Colour Me Kubrick" at the
DGA Theater. Despite the fact that it was free (invitation only) there
were still a lot of seats available. Too bad. Not because of the DGA's
excellent projection and sound system (though it has that), but
because here was an opportunity to see this film without shelling out
any money, like what a lot of people might do when it opens in
theaters this Friday.
I know of the film's history, and the fact that director Brian Cook
was Kubrick's assistant director and screenwriter Anthony Frewin his
attorney, but I thought the film was a structrual mess, as if made by
people who were fans instead part of the power behind the throne, so
to speak. So much of the film's first act and most of the second act
showed what seemed to be endless efforts on Alan Conway's part to con
people into believing he was Stanley Kubrick. This was fine for a
while, but if that was the only point Cook and Frewin were making they
succeeded much earlier and needed to move on to other business.
I'm writing this off the top of my head, just having come home from
seeing it, so my impressions may seem jumbled. The film is filled with
audio and visual allusions to Kubrick's films; in fact, one would have
to be blind and deaf not to catch them, Cook and Frewin use such broad
brush strokes to make their points. It seemed that they were trying to
do to Conway in this film what Frederic Raphael did to Kubrick in his
writings. There is even a quick dig at Raphael at one point; Conway
(passing himself off as Kubrick in front of some admirers) is saying
his next project is a remake of "Darling," with the lead getting a sex
change operation. "Darling," of course, was an original screenplay by
Raphael.
Which brings me to another point: was Kubrick so little known and so
little heard of in the UK that people didn't know what he looked like
at all? Was he so out of the public eye (I loathe to use the word
"reclusive") that people were gullible enough to believe this slovenly
dressed creepy individual who frequented gay bars was one of the
world's greatest cinema artists? Am I being that naive in thinking
people would be so easily conned by someone like Conway? John
Malkovich is a great actor, when doing the right role, of course. Here
he plays Conway in his patented creepy way that it's hard to imagine
anyone would want to spend five minutes in his presence, let alone a
whole weekend at a hotel in the Isle of Man (which, according to this
film, he did). Malkovich's Conway (an interesting choice of name if it
weren't his real one) is a balding, paunchy, middle aged alcoholic
with a preference for young men and who dressed in mis-matched clothes
that look like he got them at a Goodwill store. Yet never at any time
in the film do Cook and Frewin bother to give us the slightest hint of
a backstory on Conway. We know he is this sick fuck who passed himself
off as Kubrick, but why? Why Kubrick? There is more than one occasion
that Conway trips himself up in front of people, showing he didn't do
his "homework" on researching Kubrick before passing himself off as
him. Why did he choose Kubrick? If he knew Kubrick was out of the
public eye, wouldn't he have tried to assume a closer persona to
Kubrick, or am I just being too logical and rational here? This goes
back to an earlier question: were people THAT gullible to believe this
oddball of a human being was Kubrick? Even if recent photos of Kubrick
weren't available, wouldn't anyone be suspicious of him wandering the
streets of London on his own? What about his wife or daughters? (At
one point one person who was a victim thought Kubrick had a son and
was led to believe said son died in a car accident.) Never at any time
did Malkovich's Conway suggest a family man who stayed at some crummy
flat while "doing work at the studio." St. Albans was hardly that far
a drive to any of the studios in or around London. It is widely known
that Kubrick liked to shoot as close to London as possible in order to
"sleep in his own bed" at night after a day's shoot. Where did these
people think Kubrick's estate was, Antartica? (Beat you to it,
Ich.) , )
Another scene has Malkovich in this pricey restaurant (which someone
else is footing the bill, which, of course, is why he is there), and
he finds out the couple next to him is Frank Rich of the New York
Times and his wife (played by Marisa Berenson, who looked as though
she has had more than a couple of face-lifts since BL). Malkovich goes
over to their table and tells them who he is, adding that he didn't
like what Rich wrote about him in an article in the Times. Later, Rich
and Berenson do some research in a library, and all they can find on
Kubrick is a photo taken in 1971 (presumably when ACO was in
production). Were there no books in the late '80s or early '90s on
Kubrick in the UK (as there were here in the US) that had plenty of
photos of Kubrick to confirm what he looked like, both in his
(literally) beardless youth and his later years?
After all is said and done, one doesn't really know why Conway passed
himself off as Kubrick, nor how so many people were so easily conned
(educated and non-educated people alike) into believing he was. I'm
sure there is material there on Conway's life for a film; it just
wasn't this one. This was like a series of cheap-shots at Conway while
making numerous allusions to Kubrick's films, both in visuals and
choices of music. I came away from this film none the wiser as to how
this trickster Alan Conway managed to get away with what he did for so
long by passing himself off as Stanley Kubrick.
Boaz
("Its origin and purpose still a total mystery.")
Boaz
2007-03-23 01:35:22 UTC
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Post by Alex May
Boaz, here's some answers to some of your questions. Filippo has posted the
11 minute documentary ('The Man Who Would Be Kubrick') on Alan 'conman'
Conway.
Includes interviews with Alexander Walker and the man himself explaining why
and how.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5256100692616499342&q=archivi...
k
Alexander Walker: '(Conway)... trying to tell me all about his life as
Stanley Kubrick, were he lived - at that time in Hertfordshire - his family,
his film plans, etc., and you know, he got nearly every detail wrong.'
LOL
Alex May
Thanks, Alex. Unfortunately, I am right now back in the land of dial-
up, where watching paint dry or grass grow is faster than waiting for
video images to download. I'll check it out in the next day or so.

In the mean time, here are the reviews (so far) posted on the Rotten
Tomatoes website about "Colour Me Kubrick."

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/color_me_kubrick/

Boaz
("You are a liar! You are a deserter! You are an impostor!")
ichorwhip
2007-03-23 20:43:34 UTC
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Post by Boaz
Post by Alex May
Boaz, here's some answers to some of your questions. Filippo has posted the
11 minute documentary ('The Man Who Would Be Kubrick') on Alan 'conman'
Conway.
Includes interviews with Alexander Walker and the man himself explaining why
and how.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5256100692616499342&q=archivi...
k
Alexander Walker: '(Conway)... trying to tell me all about his life as
Stanley Kubrick, were he lived - at that time in Hertfordshire - his family,
his film plans, etc., and you know, he got nearly every detail wrong.'
LOL
Alex May
Thanks, Alex. Unfortunately, I am right now back in the land of dial-
up, where watching paint dry or grass grow is faster than waiting for
video images to download. I'll check it out in the next day or so.
In the mean time, here are the reviews (so far) posted on the Rotten
Tomatoes website about "Colour Me Kubrick."
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/color_me_kubrick/
Boaz
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I watched it. "Conway", or whatever, was a Class F scumbag. I
narrowly avoided discontinuing my viewing of this doc mainly because
of his smirking scummy countenance. He seemed to think the whole
thing was just a big joke or a harmless prank. I guess it was to him,
but when it comes to Kubrick I think that if someone was going to
impersonate him he should have at least been half-assed "qualified."
This smecking, dribbling pervert couldn't have properly impersonated a
horse's junk. Fuck the fucko....

"I was a wayward child
I did not love my home
I did not love my father's voice
I loved afar to roam."
i
"piop"

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